Grumpy Security Guy

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These are the crazy people in your security neighborhood – Part 3, The Techno Weenie

September 12th, 2007 ·

Ahh the Techno Weenie, they live in all I.T. eco-systems but they are particularly annoying in the security world. These guys live and breath the bits and bytes. Your IDS can’t handle an Trans Siberian XMAS scan? It sucks then, they would never install it. Your network scanner doesn’t have the latest 0-day for System/36, [...]

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These are the crazy people in your security neighborhood – Part 4, Packet Pete

September 12th, 2007 ·

Poor Packet Pete, he has fallen behind the times. His glory days where around 1998 when all security issues could be solved on the network. Pete lives in the land of firewalls, router ACLs, IDS systems and VLANs. Since everything is just a packet on the network Pete thinks he can secure and control the [...]

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These are the crazy people in your security neighborhood – Part 2 Private Pyle

September 7th, 2007 ·

When you have been around the IT/Security space as long as I have you run into to a lot of whacky people. After a while you begin sorting and classifying them into nice convenient stereotypes. Over the next few weeks I will post my own stereotypes that I have discovered. Hope you get a laugh [...]

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These are the crazy people in your security neighborhood – Part 1 Titan Rain

September 6th, 2007 ·

When you have been around the IT/Security space as long as I have you run into to a lot of whacky people. After a while you begin sorting and classifying them into nice convenient stereotypes. Over the next few weeks I will post my own stereotypes that I have discovered. Hope you get a laugh [...]

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Tags: Humor · Security